tips on kissing boys
1. start off with slow kisses
2. when he’s least expecting it jam your tongue down his throat so no one can hear his screams
3. swallow him whole
4. slither away you fiesty anaconda
"Let there be the light in the sky to separate the day from the night"
I don’t like sports, but the Bearcats are my new favorite team.
I don’t even know what sport this is, but I think I like them.
I love how it gets more elaborate each time. These boys are thinking this through.
This is definitely baseball.
Mr. Page may I please be caressed
i cant believe that is literally beyoncé’s face as she is plummeting off a building
i am laying down in bed with a double chin
that is the perfect gift omg
ONE GIANT SIZE SHIT BITCH BEAR.